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"Get this." said the English bloke to his mates, "Last night while I was down the pub with you guys, a burglar broke into my house."Did he get anythi…
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During WW2 a British pilot is captured by the Germans and sent to a POW camp.
During WW2 a British pilot is captured by the Germans and sent to a POW camp. While there he developes an infection in his leg and the camp doctor t…
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Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?" "Because white is the color of ha…
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Tarzan
Tarzan I was watching the new Tarzan movie with my mom who is infatuated with Alexander Skarsgaard. At the end of the movie she was upset about his …
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An Engineer Goes to Hell
An Engineer Goes to Hell An Engineer dies and goes to hell. He's hot and miserable, so he decides to take action. The A/C has been busted for a long…
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A couple are walking in St. Petersburg square on Christmas Eve.
A couple are walking in St. Petersburg square on Christmas Eve. They start to feel some light precipitation "I think it's raining" says the man …
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Roy's Cowboy Boots
Roy's Cowboy Boots Anyone remember Roy Clark, host of TV's "Hee Haw"? Once, cohost Buck Owens was visiting Roy's home in the foothills of the Roc…
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A cop shows up to a gory car wreck (long)
A cop shows up to a gory car wreck (long) A cop shows up to a gory car wreck and immediately sees several body parts lying around. He takes out his …
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There's a bizarre black-market concession stand in North America which sells only human body parts
There's a bizarre black-market concession stand in North America which sells only human body parts Customers who wish to purchase an item must use c…
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Playing Pinball at an Arcade
Playing Pinball at an Arcade I was playing pinball while in an arcade, I guess I was doing good because a little kid was watching me. My ball got s…
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Valentine's Day Gift
Valentine's Day Gift A young lady was caught napping one afternoon on Valentine's Day. She woke up when she heard the doorbell. "I just dreamed tha…
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I asked my very religious mother for the new iPhone...
I asked my very religious mother for the new iPhone... And she said she'd get me a smartphone, but I had a choice. If I start going to church, I wou…
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Q: How many US Presidents does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, the constitution says that only Congress can screw in light bulbs, so only …
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Boudreaux decides he needs to go to college
Boudreaux decides he needs to go to college So Boudreaux heads down to Nicholls State and talks to the Dean. The Dean tells him "Well Boudreaux, you…
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A impoverished brother and sister are trying to come up with ways to make a few extra bucks.
A impoverished brother and sister are trying to come up with ways to make a few extra bucks. The sister says "I'm going down to give blood. I hear t…
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Two tribal men drag two criminals into the Chief's hut...
Two tribal men drag two criminals into the Chief's hut... The Chief asked the first criminal, "You shall choose your punishment for your crimes! Cho…
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QUEEN Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day.
QUEEN Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day. QUEEN Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and both go before an Angel to find out …
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An Englishman, an Irishman and an American
An Englishman, an Irishman and an American Get drunk in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper. The American says: "There's an updraft on the 7th f…
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An interviewer asks a shepard
An interviewer asks a shepard Interviewer: How much milk do these cows give? Farmer: Which one? The Black ones or the brown ones? Interviewer: Bro…
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A Funny Story
One day mom was cleaning juniors room and in the closet she found a bondage S+M magazine. This was highly upsetting for her.She hid the magazine unti…
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A Funny Story
The Policeman had stopped the man for obvious drunken driving, but since the guy had a clean record, he made him park the car and took him home in th…
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A blonde took her son to a doctor..
A blonde took her son to a doctor.. A blonde took her son to a doctor: Doctor, I think my son swallowed a key! I'm so worried Doctor: Calm down and…
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A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?" "Both son. God is both." After a while the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God b…
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A young man took a girl out on their first date to see a movie.
A young man took a girl out on their first date to see a movie. A young man took a girl out on their first date to see a movie. A few minutes into t…
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