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History & Politics · 2026-11-01

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Q: How many US Presidents does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, the constitution says that only Congress can screw in light bulbs, so only Congress is responsible for the dark, which is why we need a Constitutional amendment.
A: Only one. If he can handle 250,000,000 people a day I think he can handle screwing one extra light bulb.

Source: Stupidstuff.

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