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A father came in the bedroom to find his 13-year-old daughter smoking a cigarette. "My God! How long have you been smoking?" screams the father. "Si…
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Louvre
Louvre Recently a guy in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre. However, after planning the crime, and getting …
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A lovely woman is first in line at a bus stop.
A lovely woman is first in line at a bus stop. The bus opens its doors to let her on. She lifts her leg for the step and funds she cannot reach it. …
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A priest and a man were golfing
A priest and a man were golfing A man named Joe was golfing with his friend who was a priest. On the first hole, Joe misses a relatively easy putt a…
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Lorraine
Lorraine There was this guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine who was very pretty and he liked her a lot. One day he went to work to find t…
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What type of soup would you like?
What type of soup would you like? Work was pretty slow tonight, which was odd considering we were trying out two new soups, Spicy Ham or Mutton, nor…
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A chicken goes into the library.
A chicken goes into the library. A chicken goes into the library, walks up to the librarian, and says, "Book." The librarian says, "You want a book…
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Two brothers
Two brothers Two brothers are in their treehouse and they see a their neighbour undressing through her window. After seeing this the younger brother…
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PAul McCartney goes to the doctor
PAul McCartney goes to the doctor As he steps in the doctor grabs his coat and the nurse takes his temperature it comes out to 88 degrees, she grabs…
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Having a Daughter
Having a Daughter Daughter: "Dad, when will I be old enough to go to the movies with a boy?" Dad: "When you're a year older than your brother." …
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Two men are sitting drinking at a bar
Two men are sitting drinking at a bar At the top of the Empire State Building, when the first man turns to the other and says "You know, last week I…
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Friends, DON'T SHAVE YOUR ASS-HAIR!
Friends, DON'T SHAVE YOUR ASS-HAIR! I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to you, that you may learn from my error. It all…
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And then the fight started.
And then the fight started. A son asked his mother the following question: 'Mom, why are wedding dresses white?' The mother looks at her son and r…
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So I have this dilemma...
So I have this dilemma... I have an unopened box of condoms in my dresser, but I check recently and it turns out they expired. Now idk if I should b…
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What is Politics?
What is Politics? A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I’m the bread…
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John, Ted and Dave went to have an adventure in the Amazon Jungle...
John, Ted and Dave went to have an adventure in the Amazon Jungle... ...unfortunately, they we're captured by a local cannibal tribe. The tribe le…
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President Obama wants to talk Michelle Obama into an open marriage
President Obama wants to talk Michelle Obama into an open marriage Michelle: Barry, where is this coming from? This is very sudden! Our marriage has…
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A buddy of mine got sent to jail
A buddy of mine got sent to jail A buddy of mine got sent to jail and completely lost his shit as soon as he got there. 30-seconds in, he punched an…
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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? One to screw it in. One to excoriate men for creating the need for illumination. One to …
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What is your best sushi-related joke or pun?
What is your best sushi-related joke or pun? My dad and I are going out for sushi tonight, and he has rescheduled this dinner with me several times …
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I invited the girl I'm dating over for dinner.
I invited the girl I'm dating over for dinner. While we were all sat at the table, there was complete silence. It made me feel very uncomfortable. …
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I was walking home late at night along a dark street. There was a young woman walking a few steps in front of me.
I was walking home late at night along a dark street. There was a young woman walking a few steps in front of me. She crossed over to the other side…
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A blonde walks into a TechStore
A blonde walks into a TechStore She says: "Can i have that TV over there?" The Man on the Counter replies: "No because you're blonde". The next day …
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A man thought his wife was losing her hearing
A man thought his wife was losing her hearing A man thought his wife was losing her hearing. He was going to the doctor for a check up one day, so h…
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