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Religion & Clergy · 2026-11-01

A man is served whiskey on a flight

A man is served whiskey on a flight

A man is served whiskey on a flight.

The flight attendant asks the priest seated next to him, whether he would like a drink too?

Priest: I would rather be raped by a dozen prostitutes than let liquor touch my lips

The man returns the drink saying: Me too, I didn't know we had a choice...

Source: Reddit.

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