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Find a joke ↓"It was a misunderstanding, your honor" says a man who is in court for indecent exposure. "Explain the statement," the judge demanded. "Well you see…
Read the joke ↗A group of people were in a shipwreck and were stranded on an island. The group consisted of 12 women and 1 man. After a few months, the women grew …
Read the joke ↗The Killing Joke There were two guys locked in a lunatic asylum and one night, one night they decided they didn't like that anymore. They decided to…
Read the joke ↗The woman in the store A woman walks into a store. Billy the clerk and the manager are talking away, and the woman asks the clerk where some stuff i…
Read the joke ↗A guy was on trial for murder and if convicted, would get the electric chair. His brother found out that a red neck was on the jury and figured he wo…
Read the joke ↗Dolphins A genetic scientist managed to create dolphins that would live to 250 years of age - if they were fed seagulls. One day the scientist's …
Read the joke ↗bad ass A Marine Aviator lands on an Aircraft Carrier. He gets out of his aircraft and has a shoe box under his arm. He goes down to the Mess Hall f…
Read the joke ↗A young girl comes home one day and approaches her father, who is sitting in the living room. "Daddy," she says, "a strange man did something bad to…
Read the joke ↗Football Titans Once upon a time, the football elite countries Nigeria and Germany loved to duel to see who is better than the other. The battles w…
Read the joke ↗"What time does the library open?" The man on the phone asks. "Nine AM," came the reply. "And what's the idea of calling me at home in the middle of…
Read the joke ↗A man dies and goes to heaven He sees a bunch of clocks on the wall and wonders why they're there. So he goes to ask Jesus and Jesus says "Those are…
Read the joke ↗Son : "Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl!" Father : "That's great son. Who is she?" Son: "It's Tina, the neighbor's daughter".…
Read the joke ↗Q: How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None. It's left to the reader as an exercise. A: One. He gives it to six Califor…
Read the joke ↗A man walks into a bar ... ... and tells the bartender, "*Quick! Give me a shot of whiskey before the trouble starts!*" The bartender pours the dri…
Read the joke ↗Murderous neighbor A judge asks a defendant to please stand. "You are charged with murdering a garbage man with a chain saw." From the back of the…
Read the joke ↗A sect of Nuns Is helping Did you hear about the sect of nuns that is helping fight the club drug epidemic? They decided that the best way to minist…
Read the joke ↗Two old timers were playing chess in the park. The first one says: "know what I did yesterday? I went to the girls..." "At your old age?" Says the s…
Read the joke ↗A group of scientists run an experiment on a frog They teach it to jump on command by using flies as treats. Now when they say "Jump" the frog jumps…
Read the joke ↗Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it's time to learn how to swear. So, the eight-year-old says to the six-year-old, "Okay, you say 'damn' a…
Read the joke ↗"Your grandfather has died.." "Your grandfather has died" tells grandmother to her grandson over the phone. So then the doctor comes around, the g…
Read the joke ↗The First Lady visits a major hospital to open a new ward. She is shown around first by a nurse so she can inspect the facilities. On her way, she h…
Read the joke ↗The Fireman A man worked at the Fire Dept. and came home one night suggesting to his wife that they could sort of do the same thing as he did when h…
Read the joke ↗The Florists One day 4 Friars decided to take an early retirement. So they retired and spent most of their time at home. Getting bored with retireme…
Read the joke ↗A guy asks a girl to prom... She says yes, In preparation, the guy goes to rent a nice suit. He waits in line for a very long time but eventually he…
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