Doctors & Health · 2026-11-01
"Your grandfather has died.."
"Your grandfather has died.."
"Your grandfather has died" tells grandmother to her grandson over the phone.
So then the doctor comes around, the grandma is in the kitchen and grandpa is upstairs.
"I'm so sorry, what happened?", asks the doctor.
"So we were upstairs making love..", starts the grandma.
"Wo-wo-wo, you're almost a hundred years old, 98!"
"Well we've always done it on a Sunday, it's easy, nice and quiet.. Alright, so here is what happened, you know those clocks go like "ding dong ding dong", we make love that's lovely fantastic."
"If the Ice cream truck hadn't come around the corner he'd still be alive now!"
"Your grandfather has died" tells grandmother to her grandson over the phone.
So then the doctor comes around, the grandma is in the kitchen and grandpa is upstairs.
"I'm so sorry, what happened?", asks the doctor.
"So we were upstairs making love..", starts the grandma.
"Wo-wo-wo, you're almost a hundred years old, 98!"
"Well we've always done it on a Sunday, it's easy, nice and quiet.. Alright, so here is what happened, you know those clocks go like "ding dong ding dong", we make love that's lovely fantastic."
"If the Ice cream truck hadn't come around the corner he'd still be alive now!"
Source: Reddit.