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Animal Jokes · 2026-11-01

Two cows are standing in a field in Canada in the year 2003.

Two cows are standing in a field in Canada in the year 2003.

One cow turns to the other and says, "we gotta watch out. I hear mad cow disease has been spreading through the herd." The other cow looks towards him and says, "what are telling me for? I'm not a cow, I'm a duck!"

Source: Reddit.

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