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A lady goes into a pharmacy and asks for cyanide...
A lady goes into a pharmacy and asks for cyanide... A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked str…
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Strange Word Fun Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery. A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative. Practice safe eating - alwa…
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A lawyer by the name of Strange died.
A lawyer by the name of Strange died. His friends asked the tombstone inscriber to write "Here lies Strange, an honest man and a lawyer" on the head…
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A Funny Story
Bill and Linda decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on t…
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Thematic funeral
Thematic funeral A famous heart specialist died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. A regular coffin was displayed in front of a huge heart. W…
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Bob and Jim walk into a bar
Bob and Jim walk into a bar "Hey Donkeyboy, get me a drink." The bartender gets him a drink. Bob says, "Donkeyboy, get me another drink." The barte…
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In class one day, a teacher asks her young students what their dads do for a living NSFW
In class one day, a teacher asks her young students what their dads do for a living NSFW "Sally, what does your daddy do?" "My daddy is a lawyer!" S…
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A Funny Story
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday Scho…
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1. Never take a beer to a job interview.2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.3. It's considered tacky to take a cooler to c…
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Sean Connery had a role in a movie so he had to send his father to a nursing home.
Sean Connery had a role in a movie so he had to send his father to a nursing home. After the old man arrived there a nurse forced him to wear a diap…
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Tom Swift's best moments.
Tom Swift's best moments. "German sausage jokes are the wurst," Tom said frankly. "I got cut in half," Tom said intuitively. "I will never read Sh…
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After a Beer Festival in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.
After a Beer Festival in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. Corona's president sits down and says, "Señor, I would lik…
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Reasonable Doubt
Reasonable Doubt A defendant was on trial for murder. There was strong evidence indicating guilt, but there was no corpse. In the defense’s closin…
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Kermit Jagger
Kermit Jagger A frog goes into a bank, and hops up on the desk of the loan officer. ''Hi,'' he croaks.''What's your name?'' The loan officer says,…
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Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson were going camping.
Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson were going camping. They set up their tent, started a campfire, and laid down their sleeping bags inside of the te…
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Three drunk guys, Tom, Dick and Harry decide to rob a grocery store.
Three drunk guys, Tom, Dick and Harry decide to rob a grocery store. They somehow force into the closed store and start making a ruckus inside. Howe…
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A Funny Story
A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, "Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for week…
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An old geezer, who had been a retired.....
An old geezer, who had been a retired..... An old geezer, who had been a retired farmer for a long time became very bored and decided to open a medi…
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A rugby player was hurt very badly during a scrum and he had both of his ears ripped off...
A rugby player was hurt very badly during a scrum and he had both of his ears ripped off... Since he was permanently disfigured, he decided to give …
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The Dancing Cookie
The Dancing Cookie There was a truck driver that worked for a cookie company. Each week, he would load up his truck with cookies from the factory an…
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A Funny Story
10 Words That Don't Exist, But Should 1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks'trus) adj. Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub tap on and off with your to…
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A flood warning is given, but the local priest decides to stay...
A flood warning is given, but the local priest decides to stay... The water level starts rising, but he has faith that God will save him. As the wat…
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A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female !!
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female !! A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde fe…
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His future is not that bright
His future is not that bright One evening a man comes to a witch so she can predict his future. The witch starts: "Oh dark forces, let me look into …
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