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Ooly Booly A young man is flying over the oceans with a small plane, until suddenly his engine fails. There is no way for him to stear back to the m…
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A Funny Story
Bob says to Lester, "You know, I reckon I'm about ready for a vacation, only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took…
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A Swede, an Icelander and a Norwegian end up shipwrecked on a deserted island.
A Swede, an Icelander and a Norwegian end up shipwrecked on a deserted island. One day, as they are scouring the beaches for firewood, they come acr…
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A lovely woman is first in line at a bus stop.
A lovely woman is first in line at a bus stop. The bus opens its doors to let her on. She lifts her leg for the step and funds she cannot reach it. …
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A Funny Story
There was a blonde sitting on a plane in first class seats with an economy class ticket. The flight attendant asked to check her ticket.'Excuse me' s…
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London Tourists.
London Tourists. A group was touring London, marveling at the historic buildings, art collections, and such. During the tour of the Tower of London…
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A Funny Story
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him a…
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A Funny Story
1. Capmbell's Soup Condoms: Mmm, mmmm, good...2. Coca Cola Conddoms: the real thing.3. Diet pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.4. Double Min…
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A smart scientist amd a blonde girl sit down on a plane.
A smart scientist amd a blonde girl sit down on a plane. A very smart man boards a plane and sits down. A blond girl sits next to him. He is bored …
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What type of soup would you like?
What type of soup would you like? Work was pretty slow tonight, which was odd considering we were trying out two new soups, Spicy Ham or Mutton, nor…
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The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally intervene in the recuiting crisis affecting all of our armed services. So, he…
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In Soviet Russia, an American spy tries to blend in...
In Soviet Russia, an American spy tries to blend in... George Keats had trained 20 years for this moment. He had mastered the Russian language in it…
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A Funny Story
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train.After the initial embarrassment, they both go to…
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A guy walks into a restaurant orders a steamy soup
A guy walks into a restaurant orders a steamy soup After a while, the waiter comes back with the soup. The guy tastes the soup and frowns at the wai…
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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded on an island...
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded on an island... The island is 10 miles from shore and without any other possible way to leave, the …
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A man boards an airplane, and takes his seat.As he settles in, he glances up and sees the most beautiful woman boarding the plane.He soon realizes sh…
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bad ass
bad ass A Marine Aviator lands on an Aircraft Carrier. He gets out of his aircraft and has a shoe box under his arm. He goes down to the Mess Hall f…
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Q: How many Romulans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 151, one to screw the light-bulb in, and 150 to self-destruct the ship out of disgrace…
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A Chinaman in Paris picks up a girl and takes her to his hotel room.
A Chinaman in Paris picks up a girl and takes her to his hotel room. He opens the bedroom window and takes a deep breath. Then, they get into bed to…
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A Genius, an Old Farmer, and a Boy Scout are on a plane...
A Genius, an Old Farmer, and a Boy Scout are on a plane... ...The pilot enters the cabin and says, "I'm terribly sorry. I've done everything I can, …
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A man comes to dinner at a new friend's house. While they eat, the new friend's small son keeps staring at the guest. Finally, the guest says, "Why a…
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A government man is walking his way to work...
A government man is walking his way to work... As he carries his heavy suitcase, a Russian woman comes up to him with a whiskey bottle in her hand a…
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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a ravishing blonde and a homely brunette...
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a ravishing blonde and a homely brunette... ...are sharing a compartment on a train as it winds its way through the Alps…
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Drunk in taxi
Drunk in taxi A drunk gets into the back of a cab and the driver starts heading down the street. The drunk asks the cabbie, "hey Mac- do you have ro…
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