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Find a joke ↓Two couples are playing cards at the table, and someone accidentally knocks them to the floor.. Two couples are playing cards at the table, and some…
Read the joke ↗A man flying in a hot air balloon suddenly realizes he’s lost. A man flying in a hot air balloon suddenly realizes he’s lost. He reduces height and …
Read the joke ↗A blonde's phone rang in the middle of the night A blonde's phone rang in the middle of the night. "Hello?" she said. "Hello," said a voice. "Is…
Read the joke ↗Q: How many Bell Labs Vice Presidents does it take to change a light bulb? A: That's proprietary information. Answer available from AT&T on payment o…
Read the joke ↗There's a bizarre black-market concession stand in North America which sells only human body parts Customers who wish to purchase an item must use c…
Read the joke ↗I asked my very religious mother for the new iPhone... And she said she'd get me a smartphone, but I had a choice. If I start going to church, I wou…
Read the joke ↗Charles XII of Sweden, Darius of Persia and Napoleon are sitting at a bar. Charles XII of Sweden, Darius of Persia and Napoleon are sitting at a bar…
Read the joke ↗If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and always will be yours. If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with. If it …
Read the joke ↗An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the flight …
Read the joke ↗A guy calls home 'Hello!?' 'Hey! Honey, you wouldn't believe the day I'm having right now, I lost my phone!' 'Hello, I'm not your wife, I'm Ceceli…
Read the joke ↗10 Words That Don't Exist, But Should 1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks'trus) adj. Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub tap on and off with your to…
Read the joke ↗A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female !! A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde fe…
Read the joke ↗Phone Call I was in the public toilets and had just sat down, a voice from the next cubicle said “Hi!, how are you?” Embarrassed, I said, “I’m doing…
Read the joke ↗So Satan asks God to let him back into Heaven... God says "Satan, you've betrayed me before, but I am a just and forgiving god. You may get back int…
Read the joke ↗Nike unveils revolutionary new 'Clinton' sole technology Nike plans to unveil it's new shoes featuring the Clinton sole technology at the end of Jul…
Read the joke ↗So a man walks into a bar... ... and he goes straight to the bartender. He orders a grasshopper and a screwdriver, and pays with a $100 bill. The…
Read the joke ↗Two hunters Two hunters are walking through the woods and having a great time. When all of the sudden one falls to the ground, eyes roll back in the…
Read the joke ↗Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to tal…
Read the joke ↗When I went away to college my grandmother gave me a brand new bible. Well I didn't really want a bible. I needed money but I said thank you all the…
Read the joke ↗A heart of gold. A local charity had never received a donation from the town’s banker, so the director made a phone call. “Our records show you make…
Read the joke ↗Q: How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an ear…
Read the joke ↗"What time does the library open?" The man on the phone asks. "Nine AM," came the reply. "And what's the idea of calling me at home in the middle of…
Read the joke ↗A guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy. "Where ha…
Read the joke ↗How do you know? An air traffic control tower suddenly lost communication with a small twin engine aircraft. A moment later the tower landline rang …
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