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An old woman lies dead on the side of the road...
An old woman lies dead on the side of the road... and she has semen in her eyes. The policeman looked at her and said 'Looks like she saw her killer…
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A little marry poppins
A little marry poppins Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He a…
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A man parks in a handicapped spot
A man parks in a handicapped spot One day a man parks in a handicapped spot. An elderly woman woman drives up from behind, beeps the man and says "y…
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So I have this dilemma...
So I have this dilemma... I have an unopened box of condoms in my dresser, but I check recently and it turns out they expired. Now idk if I should b…
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A Funny Story
Q: How many [IBM] Technical Writers does it take to change a light bulb? A: 100. Ten to do it, and 90 to write document number GC7500439-0001, Multit…
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A Funny Story
Q: How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes…
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I was at a party and I lost my watch
I was at a party and I lost my watch I started looking throughout the house, and when I turn a corner there's a guy standing on my timepiece, border…
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Playing Pinball at an Arcade
Playing Pinball at an Arcade I was playing pinball while in an arcade, I guess I was doing good because a little kid was watching me. My ball got s…
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A Funny Story
Q: How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three: One to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the lig…
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