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I invited the girl I'm dating over for dinner.
I invited the girl I'm dating over for dinner. While we were all sat at the table, there was complete silence. It made me feel very uncomfortable. …
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Two men are sitting drinking at a bar
Two men are sitting drinking at a bar At the top of the Empire State Building, when the first man turns to the other and says "You know, last week I…
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A Funny Story
One sunny day in Ireland, two men were sitting in a pub, drinking some Guinness, when one turns to the other and says "You see that man over there? H…
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A Jewish man walks into a bar...
A Jewish man walks into a bar... He sits down and orders a drink. After a while he gets bored and tells the bartender "Bartender... Tell me a funny…
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Caribbean Prawns
Caribbean Prawns Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea - one called Justin and the other call…
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A guy walks into a bar
A guy walks into a bar And sees 3 pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling. The guy asks, “What’s this about?” The bartender replies, “Well, if you c…
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A man walks into a bar...
A man walks into a bar... He sits down to have a pint and notices lumps of meat hanging above the bar. He asks the barman, "What's with the meat ha…
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A man walks into a McDonalds.
A man walks into a McDonalds. He sees an elderly couple with one Happy Meal. They take out all of the food, lay it out on the table, and start spli…
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A Funny Story
Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it's time to learn how to swear. So, the eight-year-old says to the six-year-old, "Okay, you say 'damn' a…
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A Funny Story
Two boys from the mountains, Leroy and Jasper have been promoted from privates to sergeants.Not long after, they're out for a walk and Leroy says, "H…
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Indian Jews!
Indian Jews! Two Jewish men, Sid and Al, were sitting in a Indian restaurant in New York .. Sid asked Al, 'Are there any Jewish people of our faith …
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Bottom of the Ninth
Bottom of the Ninth The Boston Symphony was performing Beethoven's Ninth. In the piece, there's a long passage of about 20 minutes during which th…
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A Matchmaker walks into a bar...
A Matchmaker walks into a bar... They see 5 people in there, 2 pair of couples and a stag. One of the couple is a Gothic couple and a Nerdy Couple.…
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A man walks into a bar and finds an octopus sitting on a stool...
A man walks into a bar and finds an octopus sitting on a stool... The bartender tells the man "This octopus is really special. You can give it any i…
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Rope walks into a bar
Rope walks into a bar A length of Rope went into a bar, sat on a stool, and ordered a beer. The Bartender said, "We don't serve Ropes here." Dismaye…
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One night a man walks into a bar looking sad.....
One night a man walks into a bar looking sad..... One night a man walks into a bar looking sad. The bartender asks the man what he wants. The man s…
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A Lady visited a bar for the first time..
A Lady visited a bar for the first time.. She was nervous but sat on one tall stool in front of the bartender.. the guy sitting on her left said: "…
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