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A blind guy walks into a bar... A blind guy walks into a bar with his seeing eye dog. He makes his way through the crowded joint to order a beer fro…
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An Englishman, an Irishman and an American
An Englishman, an Irishman and an American Get drunk in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper. The American says: "There's an updraft on the 7th f…
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Bob and Jim walk into a bar
Bob and Jim walk into a bar "Hey Donkeyboy, get me a drink." The bartender gets him a drink. Bob says, "Donkeyboy, get me another drink." The barte…
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A Frenchman, a Russian, and an Irishman walk into a bar.
A Frenchman, a Russian, and an Irishman walk into a bar. A Frenchman, a Russian, and an Irishman walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wi…
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There was this man who walked into a bar and.....
There was this man who walked into a bar and..... There was this man who walked into a bar and says to the bartender 10 shots of whiskey. The barten…
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NSFW Little johnny is playing in his brothers room when...
NSFW Little johnny is playing in his brothers room when... he hears a rap song his brother is playing. The rap song says "pimps and hoes", and littl…
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A Man Gets Really Drunk
A Man Gets Really Drunk A man gets really drunk at a bar and asks the bartender for the bathroom. The bartender points to the bathroom and the man …
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daughter prayer
daughter prayer A family was having guests to dinner. At the table, the mother turned to her six-year-old daughter and says, "Dear, would you like t…
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A Funny Story
Every night after dinner, Harry took off for the local watering hole. He would spend the whole evening there and always arrive home, well inebriated,…
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A Funny Story
"Get this." said the English bloke to his mates, "Last night while I was down the pub with you guys, a burglar broke into my house."Did he get anythi…
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A Funny Story
Dear Son, I'm writing this slow 'cause I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left. Your dad read in the paper that most acc…
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Aliens come to earth, and they're friendly! [NSFW]
Aliens come to earth, and they're friendly! [NSFW] Aliens finally arrive on earth, and they're just as social as we are. They meet with the human d…
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A drunk blonde woman was sitting at a bar says to the barman,
A drunk blonde woman was sitting at a bar says to the barman, A drunk blonde woman was sitting at a bar says to the barman, "Barfender, I'd like a m…
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Donkey In A Bar
Donkey In A Bar This man walks into a bar and sees a donkey. He askes the bartender why is there a donkey in here the bartender says if you can make…
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A blind man walks into a bar...
A blind man walks into a bar... A blind man walks into a bar, orders a drink and says, "Hey! Does anyone want to hear a blonde joke?" Then the woman…
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A Funny Story
An Englishman, a Scott, and a Irishman walked into a pub.Each orderd a pint of beer . Then a fly landed in each one's beer . The Englishman, turning …
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Favorite sandwich
Favorite sandwich So, I was talking to my friend the other day, and we ended up talking about our local deli. I asked him what his favorite…
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A Chinese man is at a wedding
A Chinese man is at a wedding And he's approached by a Jewish man who is clearly very drunk and the Jewish man says to him, "Hey, I just wanted to l…
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What is This?
What is This? When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed. "Good heavens," he sa…
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A Funny Story
Legend has it that in a pub in Newyork has a magic mirror that will grant wishes if you tell the truth.If you don't POOF you're gone in a flash of sm…
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A Nazi goes to a bar...
A Nazi goes to a bar... A Nazi goes to a bar, looks around, and sees an Orthodox Jew sitting at a nearby table. "Barkeep!", he says, "A round on me…
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One night a man walks into a bar looking sad.....
One night a man walks into a bar looking sad..... One night a man walks into a bar looking sad. The bartender asks the man what he wants. The man sa…
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Q: How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg. A: Five: O…
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3 guys die in a car crash and go to hell
3 guys die in a car crash and go to hell they all appear at the gates of hell and are greeted by satan himself satan says to the first man "whats y…
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