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Find a joke ↓A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner grocery picking out a large size box of laundry detergent... The grocer walked over and trying…
Read the joke ↗A redhead walks into the Dr. Office..... She sits down on the examining table and tells the Doctor "I think I am going to die. I hurt all over. I to…
Read the joke ↗Grasshopper Every day, Jim gets two six packs on the way home from work. When he gets home, he sits in his living room until they're gone. One day, …
Read the joke ↗Man gets brought into the Emergency Room The paramedic brings a man into the ER and starts describing the symptoms to the attending doctor. "So he'…
Read the joke ↗A nice, calm and respectable lady went into..... A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked straig…
Read the joke ↗Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson were going camping. They set up their tent, started a campfire, and laid down their sleeping bags inside of the te…
Read the joke ↗Sean Connery had a role in a movie so he had to send his father to a nursing home. After the old man arrived there a nurse forced him to wear a diap…
Read the joke ↗A lady goes into a pharmacy and asks for cyanide... A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked str…
Read the joke ↗A doctor tells his patient, "I have bad news and I have really bad news." The patient says "Give me the really bad news first." The doc responds, "…
Read the joke ↗An old geezer, who had been a retired..... An old geezer, who had been a retired farmer for a long time became very bored and decided to open a medi…
Read the joke ↗A pregnant woman and husband attend a pregnancy class together. The doctor is explaining to the class how to make pregnancy and delivery easier on t…
Read the joke ↗A distraught man goes to his doctor and says "Doc, there's a piece of lettuce sticking out of my butt!" The doctor asks him to drop his pants and ex…
Read the joke ↗Are my testicles black? "NSFW" ARE MY TESTICLES BLACK? A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth. A …
Read the joke ↗A man went to the doctor and said, "Doctor, I've got a problem, but if you're going to treat it, first you've got to promise not to laugh." "Of …
Read the joke ↗A mother went into a coma after giving birth to twins When she woke up after 6 months and 3 days, the doctor told the mother: "While you were in a c…
Read the joke ↗A woman runs into a doctor’s office and says “DOCTOR! DOCTOR! You have to help me! Everywhere I touch on my body it hurts!” A woman runs into a doct…
Read the joke ↗A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Indian man were waiting outside the delivery room. The matron comes out and explains that the hospital has accident…
Read the joke ↗A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it... A gorgeous young redhead goes into the…
Read the joke ↗The Ultimate Collection of Signs On a Septic Tank Truck sign: "We're #1 in the #2 business." ************************** Sign over a Gynaeco…
Read the joke ↗A blonde took her son to a doctor.. A blonde took her son to a doctor: Doctor, I think my son swallowed a key! I'm so worried Doctor: Calm down and…
Read the joke ↗A man goes to an ENT doctor Because his nose was growing at an excessive rate, it was already 11 and a half inches long. Doctor walks in and says,…
Read the joke ↗Love him or hate him at least President Trump is raising awareness of one of the greatest challenges facing America..... ....Mental Health. 'Cause e…
Read the joke ↗Two women are sitting at a bus stop... They're both smoking, and it starts to rain. One if them out her cigarette out, and the other took out a cond…
Read the joke ↗Three counsellors die and go to Hell... [OC] A Person Centred counsellor, a Gestalt therapist and a CBT practitioner are all travelling back from a …
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