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FEAST, n.
FEAST, n. A festival. A religious celebration usually signalized by gluttony and drunkenness, frequently in honor of some holy person distinguished f…
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THE Marquis della Scallas, an Italian nobleman, giving a grand
THE Marquis della Scallas, an Italian nobleman, giving a grand entertainment, his major domo informed him that there was a fisherman below with a rem…
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A BLIND man having hidden a hundred guineas in the
A BLIND man having hidden a hundred guineas in the corner of his garden, a neighbor, who observed him in the act, dug them up, and took them. The bli…
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RETURNING from hunting one day, George III.
RETURNING from hunting one day, George III. entered affably into conversation with his wine-merchant, Mr. Carbonel, and rode with him side by side a …
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LETTUCE, n.
LETTUCE, n. An herb of the genus _Lactuca_, "Wherewith," says that pious gastronome, Hengist Pelly, "God has been pleased to reward the good and puni…
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The bread-tree grows abundantly.
"The bread-tree grows abundantly. Its branches are well known to Europe and America under the familiar name of _maccaroni_. The smaller twigs are cal…
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Life imitates art far more than art imitates life....
Life imitates art far more than art imitates life.... The Greeks with their quick, artistic instinct understood this, and set in the bride's chamber …
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A STUPID fellow employed in blowing a cathedral organ, said
A STUPID fellow employed in blowing a cathedral organ, said after the performance of a fine anthem, "I think we performed very well to-day."--"_We_ p…
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Resolving to take time by the _firelock_, we left Montague
Resolving to take time by the _firelock_, we left Montague Place at 7 o'clock by Mr. Fulmer's pocket thermometer, and proceeded over Westminister Bri…
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AN old Dutch farmer, just arrived at the dignity of
AN old Dutch farmer, just arrived at the dignity of justice of the peace, had his first marriage case. He did it up in this way. He first said to the…
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HATTON, who was a considerable favorite at the Haymarket Theatre
HATTON, who was a considerable favorite at the Haymarket Theatre, and particularly in the part of _Jack Junk_, was one night at Gosport, performing t…
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A CLERGYMAN who is in the habit of preaching in
A CLERGYMAN who is in the habit of preaching in different parts of the country, was not long since at an inn, where he observed a horse jockey trying…
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Wall, guess it won't set you back much, any how
"Wall, guess it won't set you back much, any how, as kicking's generally best to be considered on. You see old Bradly is one of those sanctimonious, …
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FRANKALMOIGNE, n.
FRANKALMOIGNE, n. The tenure by which a religious corporation holds lands on condition of praying for the soul of the donor. In mediaeval times many …
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It is doubtless true that it would require a surgical
It is doubtless true that it would require a surgical operation to get a joke into some particular Scotchman's head. But we have some persons of the …
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SAMUEL TAYLOR COLERIDGE was so bad a horseman, that when
SAMUEL TAYLOR COLERIDGE was so bad a horseman, that when mounted he generally attracted unfavorable notice. On a certain occasion he was riding along…
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THEOSOPHY, n.
THEOSOPHY, n. An ancient faith having all the certitude of religion and all the mystery of science. The modern Theosophist holds, with the Buddhists,…
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FREEMASONS, n.
FREEMASONS, n. An order with secret rites, grotesque ceremonies and fantastic costumes, which, originating in the reign of Charles II, among working …
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MOUSE, n.
MOUSE, n. An animal which strews its path with fainting women. As in Rome Christians were thrown to the lions, so centuries earlier in Otumwee, the m…
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I SAW Lunardi make the first ascent in a balloon
I SAW Lunardi make the first ascent in a balloon, which had been witnessed in England. It was from the Artillery ground. Fox was there with his broth…
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FRANK SIMS, the theatrical registrar, had a dog named Bob
FRANK SIMS, the theatrical registrar, had a dog named Bob, and a sagacious dog he was; but he was a pusillanimous dog, in a word, an arrant coward, a…
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The administrator who went to divide the property drove a
The administrator who went to divide the property drove a span of mules out to the farm, but when he went to divide the seventeen into halves, thirds…
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HALF, n.
HALF, n. One of two equal parts into which a thing may be divided, or considered as divided. In the fourteenth century a heated discussion arose amon…
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