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A chicken goes into the library.
A chicken goes into the library. A chicken goes into the library, walks up to the librarian, and says, "Book." The librarian says, "You want a book…
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After a Beer Festival in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.
After a Beer Festival in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. Corona's president sits down and says, "Señor, I would lik…
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A Funny Story
Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Five. One to change the bulb and four more to chase off the Californians who have co…
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In and Out
In and Out Mama Skunk had two children named In and Out. The two were always on the go, but rarely in one place at the same time. Whenever In wa…
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Roy's Cowboy Boots
Roy's Cowboy Boots Anyone remember Roy Clark, host of TV's "Hee Haw"? Once, cohost Buck Owens was visiting Roy's home in the foothills of the Roc…
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An interviewer asks a shepard
An interviewer asks a shepard Interviewer: How much milk do these cows give? Farmer: Which one? The Black ones or the brown ones? Interviewer: Bro…
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A Mexican finds a Genie Lamp along the beach...
A Mexican finds a Genie Lamp along the beach... He rubs it, and the genie bellows out. "Behold, mortal, and I will grant you one wish!" And so, th…
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One snow day a mother is making brownies for her kids
One snow day a mother is making brownies for her kids She accidentally knocks her youngest son's jar of bb's into the brownie mix. She says "oh it'l…
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Measurements
Measurements A man and his wife were outside their house doing yardwork. The husband looked over at his wife bent over her flower bed and said "ya k…
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Milking a Cow
Milking a Cow A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good rhythm going when a bug flew into the barn and started circling his h…
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A Hispanic carpenter is feeling depressed
A Hispanic carpenter is feeling depressed After living a life of always reading other people's directions and instructions to do his job, he decides…
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The Bacon Tree
The Bacon Tree Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to jus…
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The 3 men
The 3 men A king of a foreign land summons 3 men. He tells them "bring me your favorite flower" the first man brings a sunflower, and the king tell …
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A group of Boy Scouts and their leader were walking through a forest one day.
A group of Boy Scouts and their leader were walking through a forest one day. They found their campsite and began to pitch their tents. There were t…
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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are driving through a desert.
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are driving through a desert. An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are driving through a desert when …
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As a reward for winning a race, a young stallion was put in a compound with a beautiful female zebra.
As a reward for winning a race, a young stallion was put in a compound with a beautiful female zebra. As the next day dawned, the keeper ran to see …
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A monkey is getting stoned in a tree..
A monkey is getting stoned in a tree.. A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past, looks up and says to the monkey "He…
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A farmer was letting his 26 cows graze on a field near his farm with his dog
A farmer was letting his 26 cows graze on a field near his farm with his dog when suddenly he sees a rain cloud approach. He doesn't want his animal…
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A Funny Story
Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: A tree in a golden forest. A: Two: one to change the bulb and one not to change it.…
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Scottish bloke goes on a skiing holiday to Canada
Scottish bloke goes on a skiing holiday to Canada This Scottish bloke goes on a skiing holiday to Canada. After a hard day on the slopes he retires …
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A farmer is milking his cow
A farmer is milking his cow This is a translation of a Galician joke, feel free to correct any mistake/awkward phrasing A farmer is milking his c…
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A Muslim, a Mexican, and Trump are walking down the beach.....
A Muslim, a Mexican, and Trump are walking down the beach..... ....when the Muslim stubs his toe on a lamp. The Mexican picks it up, and Trump rubs …
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