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A GROOM is a chap, that a gentleman keeps to
A GROOM is a chap, that a gentleman keeps to clean his 'osses, and be blown up, when things go wrong. They are generally wery conceited consequential…
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A SAILOR examined on an assault committed on board of
A SAILOR examined on an assault committed on board of ship, was asked by the counsel, whether the plaintiff or defendant struck first. "I know nothin…
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SIR ALLEN MCNAB was once traveling by steamer, and as
SIR ALLEN MCNAB was once traveling by steamer, and as luck would have it, was obliged to occupy a state-room with a full blooded Yankee. In the morni…
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Sir: Will you please for the future give my boy
"Sir: Will you please for the future give my boy some eesier somes to do at nites. This is what he brought home to me three nites ago. If fore gallin…
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A POOR but clever student in the University of Glasgow
A POOR but clever student in the University of Glasgow was met by one of the Professors, who noticing the scantiness of his academical toga, said, "M…
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INCUBUS, n.
INCUBUS, n. One of a race of highly improper demons who, though probably not wholly extinct, may be said to have seen their best nights. For a comple…
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WHEN Patrick Henry, who gave the first impulse to the
WHEN Patrick Henry, who gave the first impulse to the ball of the American Revolution, introduced his celebrated resolution on the Stamp Act into the…
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Wal, I gave it up--for some reason or nuther.
"Wal, I gave it up--for some reason or nuther. You see, I traveled into a deestrict and inquired for the trustees. Somebody said Mr. Snickles was the…
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A YOUNG MAN, who was a student in one of
A YOUNG MAN, who was a student in one of our colleges, being very vain of his knowledge of the Latin language, embraced every opportunity that offere…
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THE reigning _bore_ at one time in Edinburgh was Professor
THE reigning _bore_ at one time in Edinburgh was Professor L----; his favorite subject the _North Pole_. One day the arch tormentor met Jeffrey in a …
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A GENTLEMAN of Maudlin, whose name was _Nott_, returning late
A GENTLEMAN of Maudlin, whose name was _Nott_, returning late from his friend's rooms, attracted the attention of the proctor, who demanded his name …
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A SCHOLAR put his horse into a field belonging to
A SCHOLAR put his horse into a field belonging to Morton College, on which the Master sent him a message, that if he continued his horse there, he wo…
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A SPRIGHTLY school girl who attends the "Central High," where
A SPRIGHTLY school girl who attends the "Central High," where the teachers have a way of inciting the pupils to understand what they say in the class…
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While campaigning in Iowa Speaker Cannon was once inveigled into
While campaigning in Iowa Speaker Cannon was once inveigled into visiting the public schools of a town where he was billed to speak. In one of the lo…
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Stop!" she said, and he immediately stopped after he had
"Stop!" she said, and he immediately stopped after he had given the last blow for Morrissey. "I am afraid the training you are having isn't good," sa…
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IN the cloisters of Trinity College, beneath the library, are
IN the cloisters of Trinity College, beneath the library, are grated windows, through which many of the students have occasionally, after the gates w…
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A COUNTRY schoolmaster had two pupils, to one of whom
A COUNTRY schoolmaster had two pupils, to one of whom he was partial, and to the other severe. One morning it happened that these two boys were late,…
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BISHOPS SHERLOCK and HOADLY were both freshmen of the same
BISHOPS SHERLOCK and HOADLY were both freshmen of the same year, at Catherine Hall, Cambridge. The classical subject in which they were first lecture…
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Professor Alfred Noyes, the English poet, it is known, likes
Professor Alfred Noyes, the English poet, it is known, likes very much to read his works aloud to his friends, and at Princeton, with so many young m…
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It is interesting to note that in thanking Clemens for
It is interesting to note that in thanking Clemens for his compliment Howells wrote: "What people cannot see is that I analyze as little as possible;…
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DAMN, v.
DAMN, v. A word formerly much used by the Paphlagonians, the meaning of which is lost. By the learned Dr. Dolabelly Gak it is believed to have been a…
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A GENTLEMAN of Trinity College, travelling through France, was annoyed
A GENTLEMAN of Trinity College, travelling through France, was annoyed at the slowness of the pace, and wishing to urge the postilion to greater spee…
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RIGHTEOUSNESS, n.
RIGHTEOUSNESS, n. A sturdy virtue that was once found among the Pantidoodles inhabiting the lower part of the peninsula of Oque. Some feeble attempts…
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PROFESSOR SAUNDERSON, who occupied so distinguished a situation in the
PROFESSOR SAUNDERSON, who occupied so distinguished a situation in the University of Cambridge as that of Lucasian Professor of Mathematics, was _qui…
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