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It is clear, then, that no Authoritarian Socialism will do.
It is clear, then, that no Authoritarian Socialism will do. For while under the present system a very large number of people can lead lives of a cert…
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POPE the actor, well known for his devotion to the
POPE the actor, well known for his devotion to the culinary art, received an invitation to dinner, accompanied by an apology for the simplicity of th…
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MERCER mentioned that, on the death of the Danish ambassador
MERCER mentioned that, on the death of the Danish ambassador here, (in Paris,) some commissaire of police, having come to the house for the purpose o…
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COOKE and Dibdin went, at a tolerably steady quick-step, as
COOKE and Dibdin went, at a tolerably steady quick-step, as far as the middle of Greek Street, when Cooke, who had passed his hand along all the pali…
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The Italian workman in the West was warned to look
The Italian workman in the West was warned to look out for rattlesnakes. He was assured, however, that a snake would never strike until after soundin…
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Long had he worshipped her at a distance, but his
Long had he worshipped her at a distance, but his shyness prevented him from proposing. Then, one evening, for the sake of sweet charity, a theatrica…
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DURING the representation of "Macbeth," an eminent special pleader graced
DURING the representation of "Macbeth," an eminent special pleader graced the boxes of Drury Lane Theatre, to see it performed. When the hero questio…
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A VEHEMENT political declaimer, calling aloud for the head of
A VEHEMENT political declaimer, calling aloud for the head of Lord North, turned round and perceived his victim unconsciously indulging in a quiet sl…
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OCCASIONAL, adj.
OCCASIONAL, adj. Afflicting us with greater or less frequency. That, however, is not the sense in which the word is used in the phrase "occasional ve…
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WHEN Admiral Cornwallis commanded the Canada, a mutiny broke out
WHEN Admiral Cornwallis commanded the Canada, a mutiny broke out in the ship, on account of some accidental delay in paying the crew. The men signed …
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AN Irish footman carrying a basket of game from his
AN Irish footman carrying a basket of game from his master to his friend, waited some time for the customary fee, but seeing no appearance of it, he …
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Oh now," says he again, "I could have sold you
"Oh now," says he again, "I could have sold you those goods for so much a yard," mentioning a price a great deal lower than she had paid. "You know,"…
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TRINITY, n.
TRINITY, n. In the multiplex theism of certain Christian churches, three entirely distinct deities consistent with only one. Subordinate deities of t…
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Jesus said to man: You have a wonderful personality.
Jesus said to man: You have a wonderful personality. Develop it. Be yourself. Don't imagine that your perfection lies in accumulating or possessing e…
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JESTER, n.
JESTER, n. An officer formerly attached to a king's household, whose business it was to amuse the court by ludicrous actions and utterances, the absu…
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SIR--In the course of my study in the English language
SIR--In the course of my study in the English language, which I made now for three years, I always read your periodically, and now think myself capab…
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If it's a Cadillac, the driver says: "How far is
If it's a Cadillac, the driver says: "How far is it to Kansas City?" "One hundred forty miles," is the reply. "Gimme twenty gallons of gas and a gall…
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A COMPANY of performers announced in their bills the opening
A COMPANY of performers announced in their bills the opening of a theatre at Montrose, with the Farce of _The Devil to Pay_, to be followed with the …
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Ours is a noble old house, and stretches a long
Ours is a noble old house, and stretches a long way back into antiquity. The earliest ancestor the Twains have any record of was a friend of the fami…
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POTABLE, n.
POTABLE, n. Suitable for drinking. Water is said to be potable; indeed, some declare it our natural beverage, although even they find it palatable on…
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News comes from Southern Kansas that a boy climbed a
News comes from Southern Kansas that a boy climbed a cornstalk to see how the sky and clouds looked and now the stalk is growing faster than the boy …
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WHEN Quin and Garrick performed at the same theatre, and
WHEN Quin and Garrick performed at the same theatre, and in the same play, one night, being very stormy, each ordered a chair. To the mortification o…
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I knew, all the time, he was lying, and so
"I knew, all the time, he was lying, and so I watched him and his old roan tu; and for three nights regular, old roan came to my stable about bed-tim…
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For my part, I can't deceive what on airth eddication
"For my part, I can't deceive what on airth eddication is coming to. When I was young, if a girl only understood the rules of distraction, provision,…
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