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Relationship Jokes · 2026-11-01

Famous Last Words

Famous Last Words

Famous Last Words

"Oh come on, nobody's died from this in years."

"I saw it on Jackass last night."

"My dad did it when he was a kid."

"Yes, I'm sure that the power is off."

"It'll only hurt for a couple of days."

"See, I'm not afraid of heights."

Source: Wocka.

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