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Wordplay & Puns · 2026-11-03

5 Jokes (2)

5 Jokes (2)

1) Did you hear about the blond skydiver?
She Missed!

2) What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?
Twins!

3) Why doesn't a blonde drive a BMW?
Because she can't spell it!

4) How is a blonde the same as a bottle?
Thier both empty from the neck up!

5) Did you hear about the blonde that shot an arrow into the air?
She missed!

Source: Wocka.

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