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One-Liners · 2026-11-09

THERE WAS A LITTLE GIRL...

THERE WAS A LITTLE GIRL...

THERE WAS A LITTLE GIRL,
who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead...
And when she was good,
she was very very good,
But when she was bad
she got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo and a sports car.

Source: Wocka.

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