One-Liners · 2026-11-09
Some More One Liners
Some More One Liners
I bought a book called "How to Hug," and when I got it home, found it was volume 7 of an encyclopedia.
I phoned the gym, and asked if they could teach me to do the splits. The girl asked if I was flexible, and I said I couldn't do Tuesdays.
I bought a book called "How to Hug," and when I got it home, found it was volume 7 of an encyclopedia.
I phoned the gym, and asked if they could teach me to do the splits. The girl asked if I was flexible, and I said I couldn't do Tuesdays.
Source: Wocka.