A Funny Story

Q: What do you do if a Spice Girl throws a grenade at you?A: Take the pin out and throw it back.Q: Why did the Spice Girls climb up to the roof of the bar?A: They heard that the drinks were on the house.Q: What's the difference between an intelligent Spice Girl and a UFO?A: Don't know, I haven't seen either.Q: What do you call the Spice Girls after they have been put in the toaster?A: Pop Tarts.