3 nuns die and go to heaven...

3 nuns die and go to heaven...

They're greeted warmly by the big pearly gates. The welcoming angel is holding a big bowl of water. He asks the first nun - have you ever touched a man's penis?

The first nun trembles and says yes, she touched a penis but only with her fingers.

Dip your fingers into the holy water and you will be pure, instructs the angel. The nun dips her fingers in the water and is allowed through the big pearly gates.

The angel turns to the second nun and asks - did you touch a man's penis?

Before she could answer, the third nun blurts out - eww, I'm not drinking that water after it goes up her ass!