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School Jokes · 2026-11-01

Quiet guy in class had this gem of a response

Quiet guy in class had this gem of a response

Military history class. We have this one guy in class who doesn't really say much and tends to keep to himself; just figured one of those 'man of few words' kinda guys. One day, we were discussing the planes used in WW2. Ensuing discussion goes as such

Professor: So what planes did we have during that time?

Student 1: Well we had the Cobra and Mustang

Professor: Ok and what did the Japanese have?

Student 2: Japanese had zeros

Professor: And what was the main difference between us and them?

Quiet kid: We didn't crash as much

The professor tried to keep it together but started rolling, dropped his marker, and said 'Class dismissed'. We had 20 minutes left. Thanks quiet kid

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