One night, a man walks into a bar looking sad...

One night, a man walks into a bar looking sad...

The bartender asks the man what he wants.

The man says, “Oh, just a beer."

The bartender asked the man, “What's wrong, why are you so down today?”

The man said, “My wife and I got into a fight and she said she wouldn't talk to me for a month.”

The bartender said, “So what's wrong with that?”

The man said, “Well, the month is up tonight.”