An American walks into a cheesemaker's shop in Italy.

An American walks into a cheesemaker's shop in Italy.

The cheesemaker greets him with an enthusiastic smile, "*Ciao!* How-a may I help-a you-a?"

The American asks, "Do you have any Gouda cheese?"

The cheesemaker scowls and turns red in the face, then gesticulates around the room and yells, "It's-a all-a good-a cheese!!"