Poor farmers

Poor farmers

Farmers are having an awful time at the moment in Ireland. No grants, no profit, just terrible.

John: "Well Tom how are things, how's the farming?"
Tom: "Bad John, I think I'm going to switch from milking cows to raising cocks"
John: "Why is that?"
Tom: "Well farmers need the cocks to breed with the hens so there will be a rake of money in it."
John: "How many cocks have you got?"
Tom: "Only the 3, come down to the haggard and I'll show you. One is normal, one is dyslexic and the other is gay."
Cock 1: "Cockle-Doodle-Doo!"
Cock 2: "Doodle-Doo-A-Cock!"
Cock 3: "Any-Cock'll-Doo!"