A mirror, a condom and a grain of salt walk into a bar.

A mirror, a condom and a grain of salt walk into a bar.

The grain of salt looks at the mirror and tells him "if e
I spill you get 1 year of bad luck", the mirror responds "Well, if I break you get 7 years of bad luck", then the condom interrupts and says "Well, if I break then you'll have bad luck for the rest of your days".