Food & Drink · 2026-11-02
A guy at a bar says to the bartender, "Hey jackass! Get me a beer."
A guy at a bar says to the bartender, "Hey jackass! Get me a beer."
The bartender turns around, stares at the guy for a second, and proceeds to serve him a beer.
The bartender walks to the other end of the bar, and another guy says "Hey, come on man. Don't let that jerk treat you that way." The bartender just shrugs and quietly walks away.
A few minutes later, once again, the guy shouts "Hey jackass! Get me another beer!"
Of course, the bartender obliges and serves him a beer.
The other guy says "Look man, you can't let that guy do that to you. Stand up for yourself! Do you hear what he's calling you?"
This time, the bartender replies, "Oh, that guy? HEE-HAW HEE-HAW HE ALWAYS calls me that!"
The bartender turns around, stares at the guy for a second, and proceeds to serve him a beer.
The bartender walks to the other end of the bar, and another guy says "Hey, come on man. Don't let that jerk treat you that way." The bartender just shrugs and quietly walks away.
A few minutes later, once again, the guy shouts "Hey jackass! Get me another beer!"
Of course, the bartender obliges and serves him a beer.
The other guy says "Look man, you can't let that guy do that to you. Stand up for yourself! Do you hear what he's calling you?"
This time, the bartender replies, "Oh, that guy? HEE-HAW HEE-HAW HE ALWAYS calls me that!"
Source: Reddit.