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Animal Jokes · 2026-11-02

I was woken up at 5am by a crow...

I was woken up at 5am by a crow...

It just wouldn't stop cawing. After an hour I felt like shooting the damned thing! Then another crow joined it and they started to have a jolly old conversation. I wanted to blow both their heads off! One more crow and there definitely would've been a murder.

Source: Reddit.

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