Doctors & Health · 2026-11-02
A tough, old cowboy walks into a bar with a gun in his holster...
A tough, old cowboy walks into a bar with a gun in his holster...
He trips upon entering the bar and his gun fires, with the bullet hitting him in the foot. His big toe is taken off, laying on the floor in a pool of blood.
The cowboy limps up to the bar and asks for a shot of whiskey. The bartender stares at him and says, "You just shot yourself in the foot, go to a doctor!"
The cowboy looks at him and says, "Give me some whiskey, and quit being lacktoes intolerant!"
Edit: spelling
He trips upon entering the bar and his gun fires, with the bullet hitting him in the foot. His big toe is taken off, laying on the floor in a pool of blood.
The cowboy limps up to the bar and asks for a shot of whiskey. The bartender stares at him and says, "You just shot yourself in the foot, go to a doctor!"
The cowboy looks at him and says, "Give me some whiskey, and quit being lacktoes intolerant!"
Edit: spelling
Source: Reddit.