Chuck Norris calls a local hardware store..

Chuck Norris calls a local hardware store..

Chuck: Do you have a rod?
Store guy: Yes.
Chuck: Then shove it up your ass.
*hangs up

The store guy again gets a call from Chuck but the store guy thinks he has got it this time.

Chuck: Do you have a rod?
Store guy: No.
Chuck: Did you shove it up your ass?
*hangs up

After a while the store guy again gets a call and the store guy thinks to himself "No way he is gonna have me this time".

Chuck: Do you have a rod?
Store guy: Yes and no.
Chuck: Are you repetitively shoving it up your ass?
*hangs up

The store guy is furious now.He is so furious that this time he calls Chuck.

Store guy: Do you have a rod?
Chuck: Why? Do you want to shove it up your ass?