So as I was serving dinner, my wife asked why we were having Brussels Sprouts, "I thought you hated them, having been forced to eat as a child."

So as I was serving dinner, my wife asked why we were having Brussels Sprouts, "I thought you hated them, having been forced to eat as a child."

"I did," I replied, "but I have been trying to do thing I despised as a child to expand my horizons. Surprisingly, I like Lima beans, and I love naps, of course. "

"Well I am proud of you! What can I do to help you 'expand your horizons'?"

I replied, as nonchalantly as possible, "I am going to need you to fuck my ass".