Two nuns, Sr Mary and Sr Patricia, are driving down a dark forest road, late at night...

Two nuns, Sr Mary and Sr Patricia, are driving down a dark forest road, late at night...

When all of a sudden a vampire jumps out in front of their car. Sr Mary screeches on the brakes and says to Sr Patricia: "Quick! Get out and show it your cross!"


Sr Patricia steps out of the car and yells "Oi! Get off the fucking road you stupid cunt!"