Pretty sure I have mites!

Pretty sure I have mites!

Cell: "I'm itching all the time and I can't stop. Pretty sure I have mites!"

Doctor: "You are a cell. Individual bodily cells don't have mites."

Cell: "Pretty sure I have mites!"

Doctor: "Look, we've run the tests. You don't have mites!"

Cell: "Are you sure?"

Doctor: "As I explained on your last three visits, what you have is a severe case of mitochondria!"