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Animals & Nature · 2026-11-02

3 Englishmen are stranded in a forest...

3 Englishmen are stranded in a forest...

and after days without food they come across a dead deer. Unable to decide on who gets to eat what part, the first says: "Well I go for Manchester, so I'll have the chest." The second says "I go for Liverpool, so I'll have the liver." He then turns to the third and says "Enjoy your meal Gunners supporter"

Source: Reddit.

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