A man walks into a bar with a suitcase..

A man walks into a bar with a suitcase..

..and orders a drink. Bored, he opens his suitcase and takes out a piano and sets it on the table. Then he reaches back into the suitcase and takes out a tiny man in a tuxedo. The tiny man immediately starts playing the piano.

The bartender is impressed. He says, " Wow! Thats amazing! Where did you get that?" .

The man explains that he found a Jinni's lamp in the sand and when he rubbed it, a Jinni emerged and promised to fulfill one wish.

Surprised, the bartender asked, " Do you still have the lamp? Can i give it a try?"

"Sure", says the man and reaches out to his suitcase and pulls out a beautiful golden copper lamp.

The bartender takes the lamp and rubs it. Sure enough, a Jinni appears and grants the bartender one wish.

The bartender says, " Umm.. i wanna be rich..i want a million bucks!" . POOF!! Suddenly the bar is filled with ducks. A MILLION ducks.

"Heyy!!" , exclaims the bartender, " I asked for a million bucks, not ducks!! Is your Jinni hard of hearing or something?!"

To which the man says , " You dont really think i wished for a 12 inch pianist, do you?"