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Sports & Games · 2026-11-02

I took my girlfriend to see her first football game...

I took my girlfriend to see her first football game...

After the game, I asked her what she thought. She said she liked it, but didn't quite know what all the big to-do was about. Puzzled, I asked her what she meant. She replied: "Well, I keep hearing 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' It's only 25 cents, why all the fighting?"

Source: Reddit.

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