Little Jimmy asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom.

Little Jimmy asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom.

"Yes, but you have to recite the alphabet first."

"But teacher, it's an emergency!"

"Just tell me the alphabet first and you can go.

"A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z."

"Where's the P?"

"It's all over your MOM'S FACE you retarded bitch! Lol owned"