A little boy gets on the bus...

A little boy gets on the bus...

A little boy gets on the bus and stops to talk to the driver.
"Did you know if my mother was a duck and my father was a duck I'd be a baby duck"? Says the boy.
"I don't care" says the bus driver, "You're holding up the line".
The boy replies "well did you know if my mother was a bear and my father was a bear then I would be a baby bear"?
Now angry that the kid has made him late the driver responds "oh yea? Well what would you be if your mother was a whore and your father was drug dealer"?
The little boy looks at him and says "If my mother was a whore and my father was drug dealer then that would make me a bus driver"