A priest, a rabbi and a minister are on an airplane with an interfaith youth group

A priest, a rabbi and a minister are on an airplane with an interfaith youth group

The plane starts to go down, and they find there are only three parachutes.


"We'll take them and jump," says the minister.
"But the children," cries the rabbi, "we have to save the children!"


The minister snaps, "fuck the children!"


The priest glances back at the terrified kids, thinks a moment, and asks,

"Do we have time?"