A man sits down next to a lady reading a newspaper by the window on a bus...

A man sits down next to a lady reading a newspaper by the window on a bus...

He can't help himself and has to fart so he does his best to sneak it out. He glances over and she doesn't seem to notice. Relieved, he decides to attempt light conversation.

"Are you done with that newspaper?" he asked.

She replied "No, but next tree we pass, I'll grab you some leaves".