WWII, two Soviet soldiers, who both used to be theater announcers, are sitting in the trenches...

WWII, two Soviet soldiers, who both used to be theater announcers, are sitting in the trenches...

Then they hear the radio announcement: "Comrades, it's with a heavy heart that I must tell you this bad news: city of Bryansk was occupied by the Germans today."

One of them says to the other one, "Pfff, you call that a city? Two 500-seaters at best!"