The first time I went on a plane, I was such a caveman about it.

The first time I went on a plane, I was such a caveman about it.

I got lost and sat on the wrong seat twice, I banged my head on the overhead compartment (twice) and walked right up to the cockpit door mid flight because I couldn't find the toilets, and the flight attendant got upset at me.
Then, I left the plane at the destination and forgot to get my bag from under the seat, so I had to wait til everyone had left and then the FA wouldn't let me go back and get it, said she would get it for me. Asked me where I was sitting, and I didn't have my ticket stub, so I just said "In the back" and she looked at me as if to say "Well you sure as fuck weren't up the front, were you?"

I cried at home and almost quit the co-pilot job the following day.