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Sports & Games · 2026-11-02

Vladimir Putin takes Donald Trump fishing out on the black sea...

Vladimir Putin takes Donald Trump fishing out on the black sea...

Vladimir Putin takes Donald Trump fishing out on the black sea. After having his line in the water for a few hours, Donald finally has a bite. And it’s a big one.

At first, he threatens the fish. “I will drop a nuclear bomb on you if you don’t get in this boat.” It doesn’t work. In fact, the fish starts to fight harder. Next, he takes to twitter “This fish isn’t man enough to face me on board this boat. Sad!” The fish isn’t swayed. So finally, Trump shouts “I will send in a Navy SEAL team to kill your entire family!” The fish is scared and quickly jumps on the boat.

Before even taking it off the line, Trump picks the fish up and holds it high above his head. He squeezes its bladder down onto face.

Trump notices Putin looking on in disgust and says, “What? You knew I love Russian hookers pissing on my face.”

Source: Reddit.

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