It was the first day of school, and the teacher was going around the classroom asking each of the children to spell their names.

It was the first day of school, and the teacher was going around the classroom asking each of the children to spell their names.

It was the first day of school, and the teacher was going around the classroom asking each of the children to spell their names.

"D-O-R-I-S L-E-H-I-G-H," said one, and the teacher dutifully recorded it in her attendance book.

"T-I-M M-O-R-I-A-R-T-Y," said another.

"E-L-S-I-E," said another.

"No," the teacher told the girl, "I need your whole name."

"Oh," said the girl. "V-A-G-I-N-A."