Your Mother...

Your Mother...

- Yo mama is hairy, she shaves her legs with a weed wacker.
- Yo mama is so fat, when she jumped in the air she got stuck.
- Yo mama is so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
- Yo mama is so poor, when came over I stepped on a cigarette butt she said "who turned off the heat".
- Yo mama is so fat when I walked around her I got lost.
- Yo mama is so fat and stupid, when I said it was chilly out, she ran outside with a bowl.
- Yo mama is so dumb she tried to drown a fish.
- Yo mama is ugly, when she goes shopping they ask *her* for a bag.
- Yo mama is so ugly, she got fired from the zoo.
- You mama is so fat, when she jumped in front of my car, I swerved and ran out of gas.

Happy Mothers day everybody!