Relationship Jokes · 2026-11-02
Older couple
Older couple
An older couple is spending time up in the bedroom before turning in for the night. Hubby's reading the paper while his wife is checking herself out in the mirror. Every few minutes, she lets out with a little- "Ooooh!" and "Awww!"
Finally, the husband can't concentrate and puts the paper down.
"Whaaaat? What the hell is going on with you over there?"
"Tsk... it's just that every time I look in the mirror lately, all I see is that I'm getting older and fatter and uglier every day!", she says, pouting. "I could really use a compliment right now."
The husband looks her up and down and says- "Well, there's absolutely nothing wrong with your eyesight!"
An older couple is spending time up in the bedroom before turning in for the night. Hubby's reading the paper while his wife is checking herself out in the mirror. Every few minutes, she lets out with a little- "Ooooh!" and "Awww!"
Finally, the husband can't concentrate and puts the paper down.
"Whaaaat? What the hell is going on with you over there?"
"Tsk... it's just that every time I look in the mirror lately, all I see is that I'm getting older and fatter and uglier every day!", she says, pouting. "I could really use a compliment right now."
The husband looks her up and down and says- "Well, there's absolutely nothing wrong with your eyesight!"
Source: Reddit.