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Doctors & Health · 2026-11-03

A partially deaf guy and his wife are having a baby.

A partially deaf guy and his wife are having a baby.

The wife has a fairly hard labor, there were a few complications but all was well and now have a beautiful baby girl.

The husband turns to the doctor and asks, "So doc, when can we..uhh..be intimate again?"

The doctor smiles and tells the man, "About 6 to 8 weeks."

The man loses his shit and yells, "68 WEEKS!"



**Disclaimer:** This is a totally true story that happened to my loving mother and father who tell this story every chance they get.

Source: Reddit.

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